Weight loss

We live in a forsaken society where the sheer amount of stupid we are bombarded with is enough to send any human being into a spiral of insanity.
Nothing seems to defy sheer logic more than the figure orientated drones of mindless zombies that go on any new diet and starve themselves for the satisfaction of fitting their bony ass into a jeans that is a few molecules smaller than the one they have.
I get a chilling sensation of murderous pleasure every time i see a new product being flaunted on TV that "burns calories as you fart" or some other form of mindless babble.
I do not blame the people that advertise the product i blame the brain-dead, end consumer that buys into this garbage, how figure orientated have we become??? i see women on a daily basis, literally, starving themselves to fit in society's new "norms". The general public has become so retarded that we accept everything we see on TV as a general truth. I recently saw a self claimed diet pill that, according to the commercial makes you crap the fat you have in your system !!!!!!!!
As a pharmacist student, more generally a human that dictates logic on his train of thought i am compelled to find the person that advertises this product and slap them so hard that their ancestors feel pain... I mean common, Crap your Fat, who thinks of this and worse yet who beleives it, but since it's being advertised then it has consumers. And if this has a market place then my evil scheme will probably have a share as well. I WANT TO MARKET DIET WATER. hey if it's on the label it must be true and i do believe i will make a smashing success, Water that has less calories than regular water, how amazing... This goes in the same category as LIGHT cigarettes, yes i would like a light death, i'm watching my figure.
My advice is Moderation, i mean most of the people do not need pills to be good just dictate a little logic in your life and you' ll be well, but please do not buy the crap you see on TV and at least consult your MD before doing anything radical. But above all BE SMART...
Till next time, Brospeh OUT..

Driving Conditions

I was watching TV a while back and flipping through the channels, low and behold, AMERICA'S HIGH SPEED CHASES... I am not going to be "heroic" and say all of them are pussies behind driving wheels who got drunk off one can of beer, some of them are really fucked up in the brain and push the limits of human stupidity to points never thought reachable before, but I digress...
I was pushed in my mind to compare what the Americans call road rage to the sweet pool of serenity that is the Lebanese highway. For anyone unacquainted to this landmark here are a few pointers:

• There is no speed limit, none!!! The speed can range from 20 kilometers per hour to a mind bobbling 260 kilometers per hour (both of which i was sadly a witness to)
• Pot holes sprout on it like bad weed on a fertilized ground
• Lebanese drivers have no clue on that mystical thing called PICKING A LANE
• And yes, we drive like lunatics out of an asylum high on Xanax mixed with cocaine, proudly...

But I digress.
The TV show was flaunting about a car "nearly colliding with another" I checked the footage, there was clearly more than 5 feet of difference between each car.
This pisses me off only for the single fact that Need For Speed is basically the reenactment of a normal driving day on any Lebanese road. Switching Lanes from far left of the highway to the far right, while increasing speed to overtake a mind numbingly slow old person driving at 40 kilometers per hour on the fast lane... Everyday is a race, to survive, dodging traffic, escaping potholes. Lebanese drivers have developed this ability to become "rally drivers" instantaneously as soon as they hit the tarmac. but the creme De la creme is the spontaneous races that sprout up as soon as 2 fast cars (typically a BMW and a Mercedes) meet... True to life between traffic street races...

If the producers from those shows decide to film the chaos that is our roads they would have enough footage in a week to power the show for years. All am saying begin an implementation to get the mind-bogglingly retarded off our streets so that we, the normal people, get to enjoy a nice drive. But for the love of crap, if you turn our action packed streets to the stale boring and incompetent-driver filled grove of festering baboons that cause accidents by sleeping on the wheel, so help me God I will go ape-shit on your ass...

Till next time this is Broseph.....Out

the raver dude....

Electronic music is a graceful art, apparently, and yet none of the art seems to make it to the air waves that don our ears with (going on a line here) music that is so craptastic even god's own rejects rejected it. still i am not allowed to bash art, i shall bash the "FOLLOWERS"... You happen to be sitting anywhere public enjoying a hot cup of coffe or maybe reading a newspaper or enjoying even a local sandwich when suddenly, next to you appears this monstrous creature blasting electronic music...from the cellphone.... why oh why!!! I dont like the music as is then it comes out of a shitty speaker adding to the "shit-factor", till now i can bear this. It turns out to be a mating call for other "creatures of the dark"... and now u have a whole truck load of young, and i do precise, young people whaling on horrible ass mics (phone speakers) and mixing and tumbling tracks...
I only have one question why do we need the incessant flow of garbage into our brain? my bleeding eardrums cant take it anymore from the TV, to the radio...bombarded by crap ( i think Mix FM feeds it's sound system extasy...)
I beg of you if anyone has reach in the music industry here PLEASE WE NEED something that involves actual instruments...
Thank you.

Welcoming Broseph to blogging

The internet's your playground dude. everyone else enjoy our little experiment here.

Welcoming myself to blogging

OK so here is the deal,
I'm new at this blogging thing and will take me sometime to develop it....
but for the mean time what is nice is that this is foul (or hommos for thought).......
i hope u enjoy this as much as i will...n catcha ya laterz