Weight loss

We live in a forsaken society where the sheer amount of stupid we are bombarded with is enough to send any human being into a spiral of insanity.
Nothing seems to defy sheer logic more than the figure orientated drones of mindless zombies that go on any new diet and starve themselves for the satisfaction of fitting their bony ass into a jeans that is a few molecules smaller than the one they have.
I get a chilling sensation of murderous pleasure every time i see a new product being flaunted on TV that "burns calories as you fart" or some other form of mindless babble.
I do not blame the people that advertise the product i blame the brain-dead, end consumer that buys into this garbage, how figure orientated have we become??? i see women on a daily basis, literally, starving themselves to fit in society's new "norms". The general public has become so retarded that we accept everything we see on TV as a general truth. I recently saw a self claimed diet pill that, according to the commercial makes you crap the fat you have in your system !!!!!!!!
As a pharmacist student, more generally a human that dictates logic on his train of thought i am compelled to find the person that advertises this product and slap them so hard that their ancestors feel pain... I mean common, Crap your Fat, who thinks of this and worse yet who beleives it, but since it's being advertised then it has consumers. And if this has a market place then my evil scheme will probably have a share as well. I WANT TO MARKET DIET WATER. hey if it's on the label it must be true and i do believe i will make a smashing success, Water that has less calories than regular water, how amazing... This goes in the same category as LIGHT cigarettes, yes i would like a light death, i'm watching my figure.
My advice is Moderation, i mean most of the people do not need pills to be good just dictate a little logic in your life and you' ll be well, but please do not buy the crap you see on TV and at least consult your MD before doing anything radical. But above all BE SMART...
Till next time, Brospeh OUT..