There are a few things that don't piss me off, and among the things that do you have the detestable annoyance that is called chain letter e-mails.
Few things drive you to the edge of reason than clearing piles and piles of worthless junk email that floods your in-box with nuisance and annoyance! Out of all of these piles of dribble you can break down two major types:
Few things drive you to the edge of reason than clearing piles and piles of worthless junk email that floods your in-box with nuisance and annoyance! Out of all of these piles of dribble you can break down two major types:
- The Jesus/God/ Buddha/ Random deity emails
- The dying child that has miraculously collaborated with bill gates to collect money from a free service.
To the first type i must ask, if "random Deity" man decided to manifest his existence to us why would he choose a medium that is not available to all of the planet, why not a flaming chariot being pulled by ice-cream horses with 18 legs each that tours the sky 24/7 asking for our unquestionable obedience. If Jesus decided to make a "world tour" via e mails to bring us peace and all what would happen to the people in Botswana or Niger or Congo that don't have access to electricity let alone internet! I am willing to bet that in his infinite love he did not find a place to care for them...
The second type of Scam is the one where the proclaim a new sort of disease that require 80 bagillion dollars to cure and that the kid has pleaded his case to bill gates who now decided to make a profit off of the free e-mails and will donate a few cents to every email that is being sent containing a text by monitoring the internet (I'd like to see that happen).
So to sum it up i have decided to summarize these two emails with a new template of mine that i hope will offend the people that are so up their own asses that they smell feces all day!
Buddha made a deal with Yahweh and is going through the internet to collect 3 cent donations from bill gates to save the young girl who was a boy from deadly stupidities. If he manages to raise the 30 Bagillion dollars required for the operation God will have to give him a back-massage worthy of the holy-spirit… If you do not forward this message your anus will spontaneously catch on fire and you will burn the chair you are sitting on, if on the other hand you manage to forward this to half you contact list (Budhha is watching) your anus will remain intact but your cat will explode, if you do not own a cat you will receive one and you will love it very much, and just when you are loving it the most it will then explode.
The second type of Scam is the one where the proclaim a new sort of disease that require 80 bagillion dollars to cure and that the kid has pleaded his case to bill gates who now decided to make a profit off of the free e-mails and will donate a few cents to every email that is being sent containing a text by monitoring the internet (I'd like to see that happen).
So to sum it up i have decided to summarize these two emails with a new template of mine that i hope will offend the people that are so up their own asses that they smell feces all day!
Buddha made a deal with Yahweh and is going through the internet to collect 3 cent donations from bill gates to save the young girl who was a boy from deadly stupidities. If he manages to raise the 30 Bagillion dollars required for the operation God will have to give him a back-massage worthy of the holy-spirit… If you do not forward this message your anus will spontaneously catch on fire and you will burn the chair you are sitting on, if on the other hand you manage to forward this to half you contact list (Budhha is watching) your anus will remain intact but your cat will explode, if you do not own a cat you will receive one and you will love it very much, and just when you are loving it the most it will then explode.
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