Who are you?

I have a question, where does one go to register a disease or a mental condition and trademark it as one's own? I've been noticing the same symptoms manifesting in our population and it's clearly an epidemic. The manifestation of it is very clear, generally a young lady would walk by snuffing her nose up as if there was a busted sewer following her around constantly attacking her nose.

Apparently this sort of mental anguish is contagious, and no I'm not talking about the nice array of smells our nostrils are subject to in our beloved country, but i'm talking on the attack of "snob" that the gentle females make us suffer from.
First let me set the record straight SNOB is not something to be proud of , it stand for SIN NOBILIS in Latin which literally means without nobelty, it was a term invented in old british boarding schools to designate the poor people who weren't Nobles. So when u pompous arrogant bastards call each other snob think of what you're saying, it's not a term of endearment.
Now ladies, please for the love of God you're not all a cross between Angelina Jolie and Alessandra Ambrosio, nor do all of you converse like you have a masters in physics and humanities from Harvard, so when a guy walks up to you (which requires all the courage in the world) please don't instantly shut him down, give him a chance, because let's face it we are not all that bad...
I'm a guy who looks for a bit of character and distinction, and what i am forced to choose from is a sea of mediocrity, hordes of samey clones that cannot think of something that distinguishes them from the rest, yet i am stuck with the lady gag (not gaga) wannabe that is not even decent looking that most of the time has the mental competence of a fish, and then you have the nerve to look down on me... Have you got a clue how hard it is to act dumb enough, and act interested just to try and get some action (which is perfectly normal for a young man).
Please ladies, you all might be daddy's princesses, but you're regular girls non-the less and if you eventually want to find a good guy to end up with, please give us a chance...